The Free Land of True Antartica is a very large, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 134 million True Antarticans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.

The strong True Antartican economy, worth 8.28 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 61,821 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 196,144 per year while the poor average 14,851, a ratio of 13.2 to 1.

Diminutive True Antartican generals are feared for their aggressiveness, videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular, it's a comma comma comma comma comma rebellion, and balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. True Antartica's national animal is the Penguin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

True Antartica is ranked 263,298^th in the world and 6,187^th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -7.75 on the Clooney Contribution Index.